This has me weak bruh


the year is 2040 you are still not superior for not listening to pop music

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people who think I’m beautiful:

1. nobody
2. nobody
3. nobody
4. nobody
5. my mom

Mon, Sep 15 via, source , 7,109 notes


If you have a nice girlfriend with a good personality that’s great and all but do she got the booty

Mon, Sep 15 via, source , 4,231 notes


Congratulations, Joan. You’re going to take the money from either a college kid or a grounds keeper so that your son who lives in a NYC penthouse can have the money. You know your son wouldn’t win because of his awful personality and rape jokes so you’re only hope is to stuff the ballot box with 11 year girls who don’t even know what Big Brother is. 

But you’re right. Your daughter’s 18 million followers makes you no different than any other houseguests’ families. I see your took part in Kris Jenner’s “How to be a parent” class. 

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why are 15 year olds so angry

Thu, Sep 11 via, source , 655,085 notes


isn’t it weird that you can have friends but also have no friends at the same time

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the first step to robbing a bank is picking out a cute outfit

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w h a t;



One of my favorite quote of Malcolm in the middle.

Happy birthday to me

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When someone is annoying the shit out of you

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i may seem like an angry person on the surface but deep inside im actually angrier

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