the year is 2040 you are still not superior for not listening to pop music
people who think I’m beautiful:
5. my mom
If you have a nice girlfriend with a good personality that’s great and all but do she got the booty
Congratulations, Joan. You’re going to take the money from either a college kid or a grounds keeper so that your son who lives in a NYC penthouse can have the money. You know your son wouldn’t win because of his awful personality and rape jokes so you’re only hope is to stuff the ballot box with 11 year girls who don’t even know what Big Brother is.
But you’re right. Your daughter’s 18 million followers makes you no different than any other houseguests’ families. I see your took part in Kris Jenner’s “How to be a parent” class.
isn’t it weird that you can have friends but also have no friends at the same time
the first step to robbing a bank is picking out a cute outfit
One of my favorite quote of Malcolm in the middle.
Happy birthday to me
i may seem like an angry person on the surface but deep inside im actually angrier