I’M FUCKING DYING BECAUSE THE CAMERA MAN KEPT ON FOCUSING ON VIC DURING THAT ‘ZACH TOLD EVERYONE THAT HE WANTED TO FUCK FRANKIE’ CONVO LIKE THEY WERE PLANNING ON HER SPILLING THE BEANS ABOUT HIM BEING BI AND SHE NEVER DID
MY ROOM MATE IS LIKE “LOOK AT HER EXPRESSION. IT’S COMPLETELY BLANK. SHE TOTALLY FUCKING FORGOT. THIS BITCH TOTALLY FORGOT.”
What a flop
Let’s not get crazy.
If a dead ancestor doesn’t appear in the sky to stop me, it can’t be that bad of a decision
A line of roses lines the street where Michael Brown was shot
one time my sisters and i were driving around and we saw a mcdonald’s and the m was kind of loose because there was a bunch of wind
and my older sister was like “mel i dare you do go steal that m”
so of course i don’t back down from a dare and i pried the m loose from the sign and we stole that mcdonald’s m and we hung it outside of our house because our last name starts with m and it was clever okay
but the manager of that mcdonalds FOLLOWED US HOME TO OUR HOUSE and they came to our door a few hours later and my mom answered and the manager was like “…it’s peculiar that you have a mcdonald’s m outside of your house when ours got stolen”
and my mom was like “yeah what an odd coincidence”
and the manager came by like the next day and my mom answered again and the manager was like “alright we know what your fucking brat kids did” and my mom was like “my children would nEVER”
and she closed the door on her and she was like “marielle you little shit”
but then we took the m off of our house to throw off the manager and it’s in our garage now
but yeah i stole a big golden arch from mcdonald’s once
this is great. just the three of us
and this brick wall you built between us
Why she always at the VMAs and not the BET Awards?
You know why. Props to her if she actually does this though.
BET probably couldn’t afford it. Plus the fact they book these artists starting the day after the award show, yeah she’s gonna kill it
I’M READY, LORD
This guy was the leader of the improv comedy group I was in
who the fuck carries fake blood everywhere
leaders of improv comedy groups obviosuly